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[Determinatrix]

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Wear your learning,
like your watch,
in a private pocket:
and do not pull it out
and strike it,
merely to show
that you have one.

EARL OF CHESTERFIELD
1774

[Paddy]

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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

[Paddy]

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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

[southernbelle47]

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"If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all"
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[Determinatrix]

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Look, I really don't
want to wax philosophic,
but I will say that if you're alive,
you got to flap your arms and legs,
you got to jump around a lot,
you got to make a lot of noise,
because life is the very opposite of death.
And therefore, as I see it,
if you're quiet, you're not living.
You've got to be noisy,
or at least your thoughts should
be noisy and colorful and lively.
MEL BROOKS

[Bean]

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Expecting life to treat you fairly because you're a good person is like expecting the bull not to attack you because you're vegetarian.

[Mags]

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You're so ugly you'd scare a buzzard away from a gut wagon!

[Determinatrix]

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Mags - that is great! I am going to use that one and not give you a lick of credit.

Agony = a one armed man hanging off the side of a cliff with itchy balls.

Dx

[Paddy]

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Mags, that one is sooooooooooooo cool!

I like Bean's, too!

[Mags]

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Help yourself Dx - just don't use it on my secret love (the Determinator)
:H

[Popeye]

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If I asked you if you had any 'Savoir Faire' would you know what to do....

[Determinatrix]

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Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet.
Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
Helen Keller

And Mags - don't think you slipped by with that one. I'll get you, my pretty!
Dx

[Saint Jude]

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I want it all....
And I want it delivered by cute, naked, men!

Alcohol was invented so ugly people could get laid too.


Behind every great woman is a whiny B*astard. :H


Admitting you're an A-hole is the first step...


It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

[trixietrack]

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An object at rest cannot be stopped

[maxman]

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Hows the serenity