A woman is pulled over by a police officer for speeding.
He approaches the driver's door and asks "is this you car madam?"
"No - it is stolen" replies the woman
The Officer is shocked, and asks to see the woman's driving licence.
"Never had one" she replied.
"Let's see your insurance documents then" he asks.
"Dont have any insurance either" she replies.
"OK - Step out of the car please" says the officer.
" Sorry - I cant stand up - I am too drunk" replies the driver.
The officer is about to open the driver's door when the woman says
"Oh - I wouldn't do that if I were you - I have a machine pistol here in my jacket and it is pointing right at you, I have a dead body in the boot (trunk) and I'm on the run. So believe me, I've got absolutely nothing to lose!"
By this time the police officer is thouroughly freaked out - he backs away and calls for major incident backup as the woman sits quietly in the car staring at him.
In a few minutes the Chief of Police is on the scene with half a dozen police cars and a crack SWAT team surrounding the car with their weapons all trained on the driver.
"OK lady" yells the chief of police from behing the cover of the swat team truck - "we will give you one last chance. Open the car door and walk slowly towards me with your hands in the air where we can see them"
The woman brightly says "OK" and gets out of the car as directed and walks slowly towards the Chief of police with her hands clearly visible, walking in a perfectly straight line without a hint of unsteadiness.
"OK - now lie down and put your hands behind you" says the Chief.
Again the woman complies meekly.
Once the woman is handcuffed. she is thoroughly searched for a weapon - but none is found.
The chief says " this Officer reported that you had a machine pistol - where is it?"
"Don't be silly says the woman - I'm terrified of guns - why would he say that?"
"But he reported that you were on the run with a dead body in the car!" says the Chief.
"Oh my - he said what? - well - take a look for yourselves - there is no body in the car - only my shopping".
Sure enough - the car is searched and nothing in the slightest suspicious is uncovered - the car is clean - no weapon - no bodies..
The woman is stood up and the Chief of Police says OK - Let;'s get this straight. - Surely the Officer was correct in reporting that you stated that you were drunk and. driving a stolen vehicle with no licence or insurance.
"Oh no" says the woman "I am totally sober - I am a MYO member, the car is mine and here are all my documents.
She pulls the documents out of her handbag and once again everything is in order.
She is breathalysed and is sober as a judge!
By this stage the Chief of Police is clearly perplexed and removes the handcuffs as he says to the woman - "I just don't get it - this Officer has had over twenty years of service and has an exemplary record - I do not understand how he could have got things so wrong".
"Yeah" says the woman - "I suppose he is gonna try to say I was speeding next!"
Satori
xxx
He approaches the driver's door and asks "is this you car madam?"
"No - it is stolen" replies the woman
The Officer is shocked, and asks to see the woman's driving licence.
"Never had one" she replied.
"Let's see your insurance documents then" he asks.
"Dont have any insurance either" she replies.
"OK - Step out of the car please" says the officer.
" Sorry - I cant stand up - I am too drunk" replies the driver.
The officer is about to open the driver's door when the woman says
"Oh - I wouldn't do that if I were you - I have a machine pistol here in my jacket and it is pointing right at you, I have a dead body in the boot (trunk) and I'm on the run. So believe me, I've got absolutely nothing to lose!"
By this time the police officer is thouroughly freaked out - he backs away and calls for major incident backup as the woman sits quietly in the car staring at him.
In a few minutes the Chief of Police is on the scene with half a dozen police cars and a crack SWAT team surrounding the car with their weapons all trained on the driver.
"OK lady" yells the chief of police from behing the cover of the swat team truck - "we will give you one last chance. Open the car door and walk slowly towards me with your hands in the air where we can see them"
The woman brightly says "OK" and gets out of the car as directed and walks slowly towards the Chief of police with her hands clearly visible, walking in a perfectly straight line without a hint of unsteadiness.
"OK - now lie down and put your hands behind you" says the Chief.
Again the woman complies meekly.
Once the woman is handcuffed. she is thoroughly searched for a weapon - but none is found.
The chief says " this Officer reported that you had a machine pistol - where is it?"
"Don't be silly says the woman - I'm terrified of guns - why would he say that?"
"But he reported that you were on the run with a dead body in the car!" says the Chief.
"Oh my - he said what? - well - take a look for yourselves - there is no body in the car - only my shopping".
Sure enough - the car is searched and nothing in the slightest suspicious is uncovered - the car is clean - no weapon - no bodies..
The woman is stood up and the Chief of Police says OK - Let;'s get this straight. - Surely the Officer was correct in reporting that you stated that you were drunk and. driving a stolen vehicle with no licence or insurance.
"Oh no" says the woman "I am totally sober - I am a MYO member, the car is mine and here are all my documents.
She pulls the documents out of her handbag and once again everything is in order.
She is breathalysed and is sober as a judge!
By this stage the Chief of Police is clearly perplexed and removes the handcuffs as he says to the woman - "I just don't get it - this Officer has had over twenty years of service and has an exemplary record - I do not understand how he could have got things so wrong".
"Yeah" says the woman - "I suppose he is gonna try to say I was speeding next!"
Satori
xxx