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    Larry the Cable Guy

    The Wisdom of Larry The Cable Guy ..

    1. A day without sunshine is like night.

    2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

    6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

    7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in
    the trap.

    9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

    10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

    12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

    13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

    14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

    17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

    18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

    19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

    20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

    21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck
    happened?"

    22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

    23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright
    until you hear them speak.

    24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos.
    What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

    " GIT- R - DONE "

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    Larry the Cable Guy

    I like "laziness pays off now".
    Happy Friday!

    Dx
    * * I love Determinator * *

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      #3
      Larry the Cable Guy

      "How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?"

      Hahahahha! Thanks, loved those!

      =(^..^)=
      AF for two years. Slight relapse. Working on it at the moment.

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