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    #1

    I Will Survive! Hey hey!

    Sang to the tune " I will survive "

    SING IT GIRLS!!!


    At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
    But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
    that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
    But there you are, another lie,
    I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
    I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
    Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!
    Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
    Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
    Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

    [Chorus]

    I will survive! I will survive!
    Cuz as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex,
    With a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
    But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
    Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

    [Chorus]
    i will survive! I will survive!
    Cuz as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex,
    With a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
    http://localhost/gimport/cache/avatars/addicted to living again
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    #2
    I Will Survive! Hey hey!

    Hey I love that nice one!!!!!:H

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      #3
      I Will Survive! Hey hey!

      I was just LMAO....I don't understand why Mrs Macks was though
      I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
      One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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        #4
        I Will Survive! Hey hey!

        You go ahead and be Optimistic, tho Macks!

        Dx
        * * I love Determinator * *

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          #5
          I Will Survive! Hey hey!

          At first i was afraid...I was PETRIFIED
          I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
          One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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            #6
            I Will Survive! Hey hey!

            LMAO Macks
            sigpicXXX

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              #7
              I Will Survive! Hey hey!

              Oh wow!
              The furture lies before you like newly fallen snow - be careful how you tread it, for every step will show.

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                #8
                I Will Survive! Hey hey!

                uuuuy . the vibrator store should play that one LOL
                You can't turn a pickle into a cucumber

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                  #9
                  I Will Survive! Hey hey!

                  How appropriate...:H
                  Hubby's outa town, for the whole LONNNNG weekend...


                  What AM I gonna do?
                  The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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                    #10
                    I Will Survive! Hey hey!

                    wohoah

                    absolutely loved it! woo hoo
                    Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy

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                      #11
                      I Will Survive! Hey hey!

                      FAN-BLOOMING-TASTIC existence.............you just voiced perfectly what I could have done with saying on various occasions, so thankyou my friend.

                      Sorry to all the nice men on here, but you gotta admit, existence`s take-off of Gaynor`s lyrics are exactly what the arrogant cads deserve!!!! Shall email it to my ex`s in another life ha ha ha ha ha..........

                      Starlight Impress

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                        #12
                        I Will Survive! Hey hey!

                        I am having a passion party on Saturday so I sent it to all the invitee's and told them to be prepared to begin the party with a sing along!!!!

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