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    A lesson you Won't forget

    Four Worms and a lesson


    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.???



    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.


    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.


    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


    The first worm in alcohol -
    Dead.

    The second worm in cigarette smoke -
    Dead

    Third worm in chocolate syrup -
    Dead




    Fourth worm in good clean soil -
    Alive.


    So the Minister asked the congregation -


    What can you learn from this demonstration?


    Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,



    "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

    That pretty much ended the service --
    Control the Mind

    #2
    A lesson you Won't forget

    that is silliness that I needed right now....thanks
    Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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      #3
      A lesson you Won't forget

      Good one !!
      I feel as though it's all happening to someone right next to me.
      I'm close, I can feel it, I can hear it, but it isn't really me.

      Marilyn Monroe

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        #4
        A lesson you Won't forget

        :H ha ha ha LOL
        You can't turn a pickle into a cucumber

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          #5
          A lesson you Won't forget

          Love that one.
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