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    Brain Dead

    In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

    Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

    "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

    "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

    It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

    Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

    The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

    The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Female brain, and $200 for a male brain."

    The moment turned awkward. Women in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye ontact with the men, but some actually smirked.

    A woman unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to aask,

    "Why is the female brain so much more?"

    The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
    group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of
    the male brains, because they've actually been used."
    What St. Frances of Assisi said of himself is true for me.
    ?If God can work through me He can work through anybody.?

    #2
    Brain Dead

    Holy Sh*t MD! - you must be feeling brave today!

    I expect there will be some female "incoming" pretty soon!

    Satori
    xxx
    "Though there are many paths at the foot of the mountain - all those who reach the top see the same moon - as any fule kno"

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      #3
      Brain Dead

      MD, tut tut ..........
      sigpicXXX

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        #4
        Brain Dead

        Don't turn your back ..... one of us might just be sneaking up on you !!! LOL
        I feel as though it's all happening to someone right next to me.
        I'm close, I can feel it, I can hear it, but it isn't really me.

        Marilyn Monroe

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          #5
          Brain Dead

          That makes you one cheeky chappie, MD!!!! lol
          Did make me chuckle.

          Starlight Impress

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            #6
            Brain Dead

            I thought I was Cheeky, I am, not suicidal!:eeks:

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