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    White Lie Cake

    Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this,
    especially all of the ladies who bake for church events.
    Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church
    Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa, but forgot to do it until the last
    minute. She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and
    after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake
    mix and quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, and
    helping her son pack up for Scout camp.

    When Alice took the cake from the oven, the center had
    dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured. she said,
    "Oh dear, there is not time to bake another cake."

    This cake was important to Alice because she did so want to
    fit in at her new church, and in her new community of
    friends. So, being inventive, she looked around the house
    for something to build up the center of the cake.

    Alice found it in the bathroom-a roll of Toilet paper. She
    plunked it in and then covered it with icing. Not only did the
    finished product look beautiful, it looked perfect.

    Before she left the house to drop the cake by the church and
    head for work, Alice woke her daughter and gave her some
    money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the
    moment it opened at 9:30 and to buy the cake and bring it
    home.

    When the daughter arrived at the sale, she found the
    attractive, perfect! cake had already been sold. Amanda
    grabbed her cell phone and called her mom. Alice was
    horrified-she was beside herself.

    Everyone would know! What would they think? She would
    be ostracized, talked about, ridiculed! All night, Alice lay
    awake in bed thinking about people pointing fingers at her
    and talking about her behind her back.

    The next day, Alice promised herself she would try not to
    think about the cake and would attend the fancy
    luncheon/bridal shower at the home of a fellow church
    member and try to have a good time. Alice did not really
    want to attend because the hostess was a snob who more
    than once had looked down her nose the fact Alice was a
    single parent and not from the founding families of

    Tuscaloosa, but having already RSVP?d, she couldn't think
    of a believable excuse to stay home.

    The meal was elegant, the company was definitely upper
    crust old south and to Alice's horror, the cake in question
    was presented for dessert!

    Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw the
    cake! She started out of her chair to tell the hostess all about
    it, but before she could get to her feet, the Mayor's wife said,
    "what a beautiful cake!"

    Alice still stunned, sat back in her chair when she heard the
    hostess (who was a prominent church member) say, "Thank
    you, I baked it myself."



    magic xx uch:
    ~Are you looking for the Holy One?
    I am in the next seat.
    My shoulder is against yours. ~Kabir

    #2
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    That is priceless!!!!

    There is definately a moral to that story!!!

    :H

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      #3
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      Abso-blooming-lutely wonderful!!!!!!:applaud: Thank you soooh much!
      Hmmm - honesty!!!:H
      Yup, my daughter's school motto still works - Esse Quam Videre..."To be rather than to seem to be"......!
      Here's to a good, honest, day!!
      FMF x
      :heart: c: :heart:
      "Be patient and gentle with yourself - the magic is in you."

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        #4
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        PS....which, of course, I wasn't when I was drinking...I know. But it's good to be 'me' now even if it's scary! Building on that = good and stories like this really help!
        Thanks
        FMF x
        :heart: c: :heart:
        "Be patient and gentle with yourself - the magic is in you."

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          #5
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          That's why you shouldn't lie.

          As my grandmother used to say to me...."to cover one lie you will need to lie over and over again". Honestly really is the best policy.

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            #6
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            I like it. Never happen to me tho, I don't bake :H

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              #7
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              Brilliant!!!

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