A guy came back from work, his sober wife call, darling comin here, I 've been waiting all night long for you, hot and ready like never before, she exclaimed!!.
The night guy came into the bedroom as usual switch off the bedroom light,whats up with U she asked?, I'm getting ready as usual, U never like the light on before when we're............... light on please she requested, I bought this G-String just for U, get on top my dear she said.
The night man went on top, after a minute or so, she said, is not like you, so U can't be hard for long anymore, she asked?, this is my usual he replied, but with my machine I can go a bit longer, what are you waiting for, get your machine on, it is in my work bag, work bag ? she asked, yes work bag.
Night man's wife ran out of the bedroom, brought the work bag, open it please she asked. I can not open it with the light on he protested.
Night man switched the light off, brought out his V......switched it on, what a hell is that noise she asked?, have U been using that on me she asked, yes of course, it goes a bit longer and it does not complain at all. How come I did not know, well U have been so drunk for years, man or horse could not have made any difference. What is it doing in your work bag she asked, My dear I'm not sure you are ready for the answer right now he replied. Tell me please, well there are a lot of people who needs this machine in my work place.
I hope you have a G_ Laugh
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The night guy came into the bedroom as usual switch off the bedroom light,whats up with U she asked?, I'm getting ready as usual, U never like the light on before when we're............... light on please she requested, I bought this G-String just for U, get on top my dear she said.
The night man went on top, after a minute or so, she said, is not like you, so U can't be hard for long anymore, she asked?, this is my usual he replied, but with my machine I can go a bit longer, what are you waiting for, get your machine on, it is in my work bag, work bag ? she asked, yes work bag.
Night man's wife ran out of the bedroom, brought the work bag, open it please she asked. I can not open it with the light on he protested.
Night man switched the light off, brought out his V......switched it on, what a hell is that noise she asked?, have U been using that on me she asked, yes of course, it goes a bit longer and it does not complain at all. How come I did not know, well U have been so drunk for years, man or horse could not have made any difference. What is it doing in your work bag she asked, My dear I'm not sure you are ready for the answer right now he replied. Tell me please, well there are a lot of people who needs this machine in my work place.
I hope you have a G_ Laugh
G_ laughter