and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made sweet love to you?
"Oh yes," she says, "I remember that well."
"Well", he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again, and let's do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, you just might talk me into that".
A police officer was sitting in the next booth. Hearing their conversation, he chuckles and thinks "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. And I'll just make sure there's no trouble." So he follows them.
The elderly couple walk slowly along, leaning on each other and their walking sticks for support. Finally, they get to the fence behind the tavern. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. After some time lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and straighten their clothing. As the couple passes the policeman, he says to them, "Sorry, I'm afraid I was watching you. But that was something else! You must've had a fantastic sex life together! Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man can barely speak. "Fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence." :giggle:
"Oh yes," she says, "I remember that well."
"Well", he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again, and let's do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, you just might talk me into that".
A police officer was sitting in the next booth. Hearing their conversation, he chuckles and thinks "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. And I'll just make sure there's no trouble." So he follows them.
The elderly couple walk slowly along, leaning on each other and their walking sticks for support. Finally, they get to the fence behind the tavern. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. After some time lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and straighten their clothing. As the couple passes the policeman, he says to them, "Sorry, I'm afraid I was watching you. But that was something else! You must've had a fantastic sex life together! Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man can barely speak. "Fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence." :giggle:
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