I haven't checked in here for awhile so if this is a repeat-sorry
The Sweetness of Married Life
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A couple had only been married for two weeks and the
husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait
to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, Honey, I'll be right
back.
Where are you going, Coochy Coo? asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face, he answered. I'm
going to have a beer.
The wife said, you want a beer, my love?
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him
25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different
countries: Germany,Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses.
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, you want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so
frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, Yes, Tootsie Roll,
but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres
that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll
be right back. I promise. OK?
You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?'
She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different
hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, and little quiches. But my sweet honey... at the bar....
you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that... kind of stuff.
You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT!
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN,
SHUT THE HELL UP,
DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR HORS D?OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR
MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR!
THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?'
And... they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story? --
MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP
The Sweetness of Married Life
>
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the
husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait
to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, Honey, I'll be right
back.
Where are you going, Coochy Coo? asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face, he answered. I'm
going to have a beer.
The wife said, you want a beer, my love?
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him
25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different
countries: Germany,Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses.
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, you want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so
frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, Yes, Tootsie Roll,
but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres
that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll
be right back. I promise. OK?
You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?'
She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different
hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, and little quiches. But my sweet honey... at the bar....
you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that... kind of stuff.
You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT!
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN,
SHUT THE HELL UP,
DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR HORS D?OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR
MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR!
THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?'
And... they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story? --
MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP
c: :heart:
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