> >> Some of these are new; some are oldies but goodies. Enjoy the grins!
>
> They're Back! Church Bulletins:
> >> Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences
> actually
> >> appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services..
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> ----------
> ------
> >> The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >> The church will host an evening of fine dining,
> >> super entertainment and
> >> gracious hostility.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >> The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of
> >> the congregation would
> >> lend him their electric girdles for the pancake
> >> breakfast next Sunday.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has
> >> been canceled due to a
> >> conflict.
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
> >> community. Smile at someone
> >> who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who
> >> doesn't care much about you.
> >>
> >> ----------------------------------------------------------
> >> Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First
> >> Presbyterian Church. Please
> >> use large double door at the side entrance.
> >>
> >>
> >> ---------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this
> >> way again," giving obvious
> >> pleasure to the congregation.
> >>
> >> ----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> For those of you who have children and don't know
> >> it, we have a nursery
> >> downstairs.
> >>
> >> ---------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the
> >> choir. They need all the help
> >> they can get.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> The Rector will preach his farewell message after
> >> which the choir will
> >> sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
> >> October 24 in the church.
> >> So ends a friendship that began in their school
> >> days.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
> >> will be "What Is Hell?"
> >> Come early and listen to our choir practice.
> >>
> >> ----------------------------------------------------------
> >> Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to
> >> the addition of
> >> several new members and to the deterioration of
> >> some older ones.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and
> >> other items to be recycled.
> >> Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Please place your donation in the envelope along
> >> with the deceased person
> >> you want remembered.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on Water."
> >> The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
> >>
> >> -------------------------------------------------
> >> ---------
> >> Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and
> >> medication to follow.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing
> >> of every kind. They
> >> may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
> >>
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing
> >> in the park across from
> >> the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to
> >> sin.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning
> >> at 10 AM. All ladies are
> >> invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the
> >> B. S. is done.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >> Our youth basketball team is back in action
> >> Wednesday at 8 PM in the
> >> recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill
> >> Christ the King.
> >> --------------------------------------------
> >> Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday
> >> at 7 PM. Please use
> >> the back door. -
> >>
> >> ----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> The eighth- graders will be presenting
> >> Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
> >> Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation
> >> is invited to
> >> attend this tragedy.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >> Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church
> >> help.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new
> >> tithing campaign slogan
> >> last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"
> >>
> >> ----------------------------------------------------------
> >> Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a
> >> chance to get rid of those
> >> things not worth keeping around the house. Bring
> >> your husbands
> />>
>
>
>
>
>
> They're Back! Church Bulletins:
> >> Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences
> actually
> >> appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services..
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> ----------
> ------
> >> The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >> The church will host an evening of fine dining,
> >> super entertainment and
> >> gracious hostility.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >> The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of
> >> the congregation would
> >> lend him their electric girdles for the pancake
> >> breakfast next Sunday.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has
> >> been canceled due to a
> >> conflict.
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
> >> community. Smile at someone
> >> who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who
> >> doesn't care much about you.
> >>
> >> ----------------------------------------------------------
> >> Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First
> >> Presbyterian Church. Please
> >> use large double door at the side entrance.
> >>
> >>
> >> ---------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this
> >> way again," giving obvious
> >> pleasure to the congregation.
> >>
> >> ----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> For those of you who have children and don't know
> >> it, we have a nursery
> >> downstairs.
> >>
> >> ---------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the
> >> choir. They need all the help
> >> they can get.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> The Rector will preach his farewell message after
> >> which the choir will
> >> sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
> >> October 24 in the church.
> >> So ends a friendship that began in their school
> >> days.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
> >> will be "What Is Hell?"
> >> Come early and listen to our choir practice.
> >>
> >> ----------------------------------------------------------
> >> Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to
> >> the addition of
> >> several new members and to the deterioration of
> >> some older ones.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and
> >> other items to be recycled.
> >> Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Please place your donation in the envelope along
> >> with the deceased person
> >> you want remembered.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on Water."
> >> The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
> >>
> >> -------------------------------------------------
> >> ---------
> >> Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and
> >> medication to follow.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing
> >> of every kind. They
> >> may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
> >>
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing
> >> in the park across from
> >> the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to
> >> sin.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning
> >> at 10 AM. All ladies are
> >> invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the
> >> B. S. is done.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >> Our youth basketball team is back in action
> >> Wednesday at 8 PM in the
> >> recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill
> >> Christ the King.
> >> --------------------------------------------
> >> Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday
> >> at 7 PM. Please use
> >> the back door. -
> >>
> >> ----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> The eighth- graders will be presenting
> >> Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
> >> Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation
> >> is invited to
> >> attend this tragedy.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >> Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church
> >> help.
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------
> >>
> >> The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new
> >> tithing campaign slogan
> >> last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"
> >>
> >> ----------------------------------------------------------
> >> Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a
> >> chance to get rid of those
> >> things not worth keeping around the house. Bring
> >> your husbands
> />>
>
>
>
>
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