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    Little Johnny !!!

    Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so
    >>> they go back to
    >>> Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In
    >>> the morning
    >>> Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
    >>> breakfast. As he is going
    >>> out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and
    >>> Mary are up
    >>> yet.
    >>>
    >>> She replies, "No"
    >>>
    >>> Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
    >>>
    >>> His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just
    >>> go to school."
    >>>
    >>> Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and
    >>> Mary up
    >>>
    >>> yet?"
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> She replies, "No."
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your
    >>> lunch and go
    >>>
    >>> back to school."
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are
    >>> Fred and Mary up
    >>>
    >>> yet?"
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> His mom says, "No."
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> He asks, " Do you know what I think?"
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for Vaseline,
    >>> and I think I
    >>>
    >>> gave him my airplane glue."
    >>>

    ~ I hear a whinny on the wind~
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