So Superman is in a bar on top of a tall building in Manhatten sipping on a beer. A guy comes up and sits down next to him and asks "So, what are you drinking?"
Superman says, "This is superbeer."
"Wow, what is superbeer?"
Superman said, "If I take one sip of it, I can fly."
The guy said, "That's crazy. I don't believe you."
So Superman said "Watch this." He took one sip of the beer, jumped out the window and flew around the building three times and flew back in and sat down.
"Wow. That's fantastic!" the guy said. "Will that superbeer do that to anyone?"
"Anyone." said Superman.
"Can I try it?" said the guy.
"Sure." said Superman. "Have a sip."
The guy took a sip of the beer, jumped out the window, and fell 45 stories to his death.
The bartender looked at Superman and said, "Superman, you're always such an asshole when you're drunk."
Superman says, "This is superbeer."
"Wow, what is superbeer?"
Superman said, "If I take one sip of it, I can fly."
The guy said, "That's crazy. I don't believe you."
So Superman said "Watch this." He took one sip of the beer, jumped out the window and flew around the building three times and flew back in and sat down.
"Wow. That's fantastic!" the guy said. "Will that superbeer do that to anyone?"
"Anyone." said Superman.
"Can I try it?" said the guy.
"Sure." said Superman. "Have a sip."
The guy took a sip of the beer, jumped out the window, and fell 45 stories to his death.
The bartender looked at Superman and said, "Superman, you're always such an asshole when you're drunk."
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