An American, Palastinian And Israeli are on a scenic flight around the world..
The pilot gets on the speaker and sais "when we pass over your home town, throw out somthing valuable to you and say a blessing.." . As they flew over America, the American threw out his baseball bat and shouted "God Bless America", As they flew over Gaza, the palestinian threw out his hammer and shouted "Allah Hu Akbar", flying over Tel Aviv the Israeli throws out the palestinians back pack and shouts "Shema Israel" (hear oh Israel). The flight ends and everyone went home...the American got home and his dad is outside crying his eyes out..."What happend dad?" "Don't know son...your mom and I were enjoying a nice evening on the porch when a baseball bat fell on her head and killed her!"
The palestinian gets home and his dad is also outside crying.."What happend dad?" Don't know son...your mom and I were feeding the sheep when a hammer fell down from Allah and killed her...the Israeli get back home and his dad is on the pattio laughing his @ss off.."What's so funny dad?" "You won't beleive it... I was out here drinking a beer, then I farted and the nabors house blew up!!"
The pilot gets on the speaker and sais "when we pass over your home town, throw out somthing valuable to you and say a blessing.." . As they flew over America, the American threw out his baseball bat and shouted "God Bless America", As they flew over Gaza, the palestinian threw out his hammer and shouted "Allah Hu Akbar", flying over Tel Aviv the Israeli throws out the palestinians back pack and shouts "Shema Israel" (hear oh Israel). The flight ends and everyone went home...the American got home and his dad is outside crying his eyes out..."What happend dad?" "Don't know son...your mom and I were enjoying a nice evening on the porch when a baseball bat fell on her head and killed her!"
The palestinian gets home and his dad is also outside crying.."What happend dad?" Don't know son...your mom and I were feeding the sheep when a hammer fell down from Allah and killed her...the Israeli get back home and his dad is on the pattio laughing his @ss off.."What's so funny dad?" "You won't beleive it... I was out here drinking a beer, then I farted and the nabors house blew up!!"