HUSBAND'S LETTER
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on thedining room table:
"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being54 year old, can
no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value you as a good wife. Therefore,
after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be back home before midnight ."
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When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on the dining room
table:
"To My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at
our local college.
I would like to inform you that while you're at the Comfort Inn, I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is
>also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your
secretary, he is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on thedining room table:
"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being54 year old, can
no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value you as a good wife. Therefore,
after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be back home before midnight ."
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When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on the dining room
table:
"To My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at
our local college.
I would like to inform you that while you're at the Comfort Inn, I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is
>also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your
secretary, he is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."
c: :heart:
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