> Drinks Anyone
>
>A large woman on a hot summers day wearing a sleeveless summers
>dress, walked into a bar in Dublin.
>She raises her right arm revealing a huge hairy armpit she
>points to all the people sitting in the bar and asks,
>"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
>The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
>But down at the end of the bar an owl-eyed drunk? slammed
>his money down on the bar and bellowed
>"Give the Balerina a drink!"
>The barman poured the drink and the woman swallowed it down....
>She turned to the patrons yet again pointed around at all
>of them, revealing the same hairy armpit and said
>"What man here will buy a lady a drink"?
>Once again the same little drunk slapped his money down on
>the bar and said "Give the Balerina another drink."
>The barman
>approached the little drunk and said "Tell me
>Paddy, Its your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why
>do you keep calling her a Balerina?"
>The drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that high has got
>to be a balerina".
>
>
>A large woman on a hot summers day wearing a sleeveless summers
>dress, walked into a bar in Dublin.
>She raises her right arm revealing a huge hairy armpit she
>points to all the people sitting in the bar and asks,
>"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
>The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
>But down at the end of the bar an owl-eyed drunk? slammed
>his money down on the bar and bellowed
>"Give the Balerina a drink!"
>The barman poured the drink and the woman swallowed it down....
>She turned to the patrons yet again pointed around at all
>of them, revealing the same hairy armpit and said
>"What man here will buy a lady a drink"?
>Once again the same little drunk slapped his money down on
>the bar and said "Give the Balerina another drink."
>The barman
>approached the little drunk and said "Tell me
>Paddy, Its your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why
>do you keep calling her a Balerina?"
>The drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that high has got
>to be a balerina".
>
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