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    Hospital Funny !!!!

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    >>>A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
    >>>over
    >> his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,
    >> surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
    >> sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
    >> black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm
    >> only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again,
    >> "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
    >> from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
    >> sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his
    >>penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
    >>around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
    >>them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says
    >>very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very,
    >>very closely... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
    >>

    ~ I hear a whinny on the wind~

    #2
    Hospital Funny !!!!

    :H :H :H :thanks: I needed that

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      #3
      Hospital Funny !!!!

      Too funny!!!

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        #4
        Hospital Funny !!!!

        That was good.





        A F F L..
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          #5
          Hospital Funny !!!!

          I am sending that one to my dad!
          Last year he got double pnuemonia and was put on a respirator.
          All is well now, but he will definitely appreciate this.

          Thanks for the laugh,
          Dx
          * * I love Determinator * *

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