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>>>A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
>>>over
>> his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,
>> surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
>> sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
>> black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm
>> only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again,
>> "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
>> from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
>> sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his
>>penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
>>around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
>>them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says
>>very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very,
>>very closely... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
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>>>A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
>>>over
>> his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,
>> surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
>> sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
>> black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm
>> only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again,
>> "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
>> from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
>> sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his
>>penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
>>around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
>>them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says
>>very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very,
>>very closely... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
>>
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