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    The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie

    An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

    The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

    The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

    While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

    The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

    The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
    AF April 9, 2016

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    :H :H :H :H

    FMF xx!!
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    "Be patient and gentle with yourself - the magic is in you."

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      #3
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      Typical male!!! LOL

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        :H :H :H
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          Q: How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
          A: What light bulb?

          Q: What are Amish porno movies like?
          A: About 90 minutes of bare ankles!

          Q: What do Amish gangs do for revenge?
          A: A drive-by shunning!

          My apologies to any Amish who may be reading these on their computer... oh wait... nevermind
          Paddy
          Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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            Q: What goes clop clop, clop clop, clop clop, BANG, clop clop, clop clop?

            A: An Amish drive by shooting.

            Cindi
            AF April 9, 2016

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              Check this out - LOL

              [ame= ]YouTube - Amish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic[/ame]
              Paddy
              Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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