For some time now many of us have wondered, just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!". Well thanks to my genealogy efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religous couple produced six children:
Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
After being married 15 years, Jack Schitt and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a nervous condition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual cermony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world. he recently returned home from Italy with his new pride Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt you can correct them.
Sincerly,
Crock O. Schitt
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religous couple produced six children:
Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
After being married 15 years, Jack Schitt and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a nervous condition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual cermony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world. he recently returned home from Italy with his new pride Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt you can correct them.
Sincerly,
Crock O. Schitt
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