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    Dear Walter:

    I hope you can help me here.

    The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house
    watching the TV as usual.

    I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

    When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was
    in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.

    When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR.

    When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

    I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.

    I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.

    Can you please help?

    Sincerely,

    Mrs. Sheila Ulster

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    Dear Sheila:

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
    variety of faults with the engine.

    Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.

    If it is clear, check the clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet
    manifold.

    If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
    fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float
    chamber.

    I hope this helps.

    Walter

    #2
    Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns...

    oh my god i would be in jail for cutting off his u know what. that is about the poorest excuse i have ever heard ( typical man )

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      #3
      Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns...

      that is so funny!!

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        #4
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        I can't wait to tell Joe! :H

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          #5
          Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns...

          Love it!

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            #6
            Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns...

            Me too ..........
            sigpicXXX

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              #7
              Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns...

              No...if the fuel pump was faulty it wouldn't have started at all.



              Just hand me the chocolate and.........I'll consider my position. My solicitor has advised me to say no more than that.

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                #8
                Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns...

                Yep - and when do you ever see a car with a carburettor these days?

                That guy was useless! :H

                satori

                xxx
                "Though there are many paths at the foot of the mountain - all those who reach the top see the same moon - as any fule kno"

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                  #9
                  Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns...

                  I second that! I mean, REALLY, WHO drives a car with a carburator these days? It's all her fault, had she used the new Toyota Hybrid car, this faux pas would not have happened

                  ;-)))
                  Paddy
                  Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                    #10
                    Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns...

                    Why wasn't she on a bike, anyway? Doesn't this woman CARE about the planet??
                    Just hand me the chocolate and.........I'll consider my position. My solicitor has advised me to say no more than that.

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