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    Blonde joke...

    Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

    An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

    The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."
    It always seems impossible until it's done....

    #2
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    Okay. Idiot me will bite.

    AND???
    AF April 9, 2016

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      #3
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      DB.... you MUST be a blonde! LOL!
      If you do not live the life you believe, you will believe the life you live.

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        #4
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        No no no Prest!! I had to fix it up, the post didn't work properly!
        It always seems impossible until it's done....

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          #5
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          I'm blonde, and I find this joke offensive. Flip, you're a hairist!

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            #6
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            Whew, Flip, thanks for clearing that up. :H

            However, I am a blonde, from a bottle. Grey otherwise.

            Good joke!!

            Cindi
            AF April 9, 2016

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              #7
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              You know I love you Beth, but someone opened the blonde jokes floodgate......

              A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

              He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

              After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, ?Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke??

              The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ?Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair ? given that you are blind ? that you should know five things:

              The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
              The bouncer is a blonde girl.
              I?m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
              The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
              The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke??
              The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, ?No? Not if I?m gonna have to explain it five times.?


              Cheers,
              Dave

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                #8
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                Dear Dave,
                Your joke was even funnier than Flip's!
                Had tears rolling down my cheeks!
                Wonder what happened to him.

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                  #9
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                  Dave! that was excellent man!! ROFLMAO!!!

                  Well if the flood gates are open Dave I'll try my hardest to beat that one. It's gonna be tough though!
                  "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
                  Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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