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    Subject: HALLOWEEN IS COMING...



    HALLOWEEN IS COMING...
    �A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party.
    He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he
    writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
    A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
    Dear Sir,
    Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover
    your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a
    pirate.
    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co.
    The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg
    and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives
    another parcel and a note, which says:or: black;">
    Dear Sir,
    Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden
    leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co.
    Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden
    leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another
    nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note,
    which reads:
    Dear Sir,
    Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour
    the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg
    up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co

    mily: Arial;">�



    The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

    #2
    Halloween is coming...

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha.....
    Oh Judiepie I just loved this...It made me laaaarrrrfff out loud
    Thanks missus!!!

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      #3
      Halloween is coming...

      good one
      :flower: Change a life; make someone feel important. ................. ........................ ..................... ........................ ................. ....... sigpic

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        #4
        Halloween is coming...

        :H :H :H :H

        Fabulous!

        Have a good un Judie - every time I look at our pumpkin I think of you.....NOT literally! Just you guys have such fun at Hallowe'en! I hope you do! (Howz your 'I flew into the door witch' doing?!?!?)

        Hugs
        FMS xxx
        :heart: c: :heart:
        "Be patient and gentle with yourself - the magic is in you."

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          #5
          Halloween is coming...

          FmF,
          The witch is still on the door... but just barely
          After some windy days & nights, she now has a broken arm... and 3 diff colors of duct tape holding her together!:H
          Actually looks like she really did hit the house @ high speed!
          The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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