More dreaded blonde jokes

[Rags]

I know I risk offending the blonde members of MWO, but some of these are a bit of a hoot.
Hope I'm not repeating stuff that's been previously posted.

Blonde LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is
farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
Florida...?????"



AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed
her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."


IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If
you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"


RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get
to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
back, "You ARE on the other side."

[Guest]

More dreaded blonde jokes

Too funny..............from a non-blonde!! lol

[hippie37]

More dreaded blonde jokes

I can't resist a good blonde joke!!!
Here's a few I've been sent in the past via e-mails etc.



A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"

"Very good," said her Mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde" said the Mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"

"Very good" said her Mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde!"

The following day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"

She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"No, honey, it's because you're 24."




A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"


So there are three girls: an ugly redhead, a fat brunet, and a dumb blonde.
The three girls are at a historical inn.
They stop to take a tour, the innkeeeper showed them a mirror.
He said that if you tell a lie in front of it, you disappear.
The ugly redhead goes up to the mirror and says, "I think I'm pretty" and
POOF! She disappears.
Then the fat brunet goes up to the mirror and says,"I think I'm slim" and
POOF! She was gone too.
Then the dumb blonde goes up to the mirror and says "I think", and
POOF! She was gone.

Plenty more with those came from!!!

[CaptJBean]

More dreaded blonde jokes

A Red Head, A Brunette and A Blond were scheduled to be executed. The red head went first... she shouted Tornado... and when they looked for the tornado... she ran away. Next the Brunette.... The Brunette to shouted Earthquake... and she ran away... the Blond caught on... She was the last... So she when she got there she yelled.... Fire.... and they shot her.