Download Get the firewood off the ute
Log On Make the barbecue hotter
Log Off The barbecue is too hot
Monitor Keeping an eye on the barbecue
Hard drive Trip back home without any cold tinnies
Floppy Disc What you get lifting too much firewood at once
Keyboard Where you hang the ute and bike keys
Windows What you shut when it's cold
Screen What you shut in the mosquito season
Byte What mosquitoes do
Bit What mosquitoes did
Mega Byte What Queensland mosquitoes do
Chip A bar snack
Micro Chip What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
Modem What you did to the lawns
Dot Matrix Old Dan Matrix's wife
Laptop Where the cat sleeps
Software Plastic knives and forks you get at McDonald's
Hardware Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart
Mouse What eats the grain in the shed
Mainframe What holds the shed up
Web What spiders make
Web Site under the verandah
Cursor Another name for Dan Matrix's wife
Search Engine What you do when the ute won't go
Yahoo What you say when the ute does go
Server The sheila at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
Mail Server The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
User The neighbour who keeps borrowing things
Network When you have to repair your fishing net
Internet Complicated fish net repair method
Netscape When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net
Online When you get the laundry hung out
Off Line When the pegs don't hold the washing up
Log On Make the barbecue hotter
Log Off The barbecue is too hot
Monitor Keeping an eye on the barbecue
Hard drive Trip back home without any cold tinnies
Floppy Disc What you get lifting too much firewood at once
Keyboard Where you hang the ute and bike keys
Windows What you shut when it's cold
Screen What you shut in the mosquito season
Byte What mosquitoes do
Bit What mosquitoes did
Mega Byte What Queensland mosquitoes do
Chip A bar snack
Micro Chip What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
Modem What you did to the lawns
Dot Matrix Old Dan Matrix's wife
Laptop Where the cat sleeps
Software Plastic knives and forks you get at McDonald's
Hardware Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart
Mouse What eats the grain in the shed
Mainframe What holds the shed up
Web What spiders make
Web Site under the verandah
Cursor Another name for Dan Matrix's wife
Search Engine What you do when the ute won't go
Yahoo What you say when the ute does go
Server The sheila at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
Mail Server The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
User The neighbour who keeps borrowing things
Network When you have to repair your fishing net
Internet Complicated fish net repair method
Netscape When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net
Online When you get the laundry hung out
Off Line When the pegs don't hold the washing up
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