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    Olympic condoms

    A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.

    "Olympic condoms?", she asks, "What makes them so special?"

    "There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

    "What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

    "Gold of course," says the man proudly.

    The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
    "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
    Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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    Olympic condoms

    Chortle chortle!!!

    Love it!
    :heart: c: :heart:
    "Be patient and gentle with yourself - the magic is in you."

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      #3
      Olympic condoms

      oh oh
      *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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