Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
You only get a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so many times. - Pittsburgh Steelers cornerback Ike Taylor
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't. - Robert Benchley
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. - Albert Einstein
If everybody's thinking the same thing, then nobody's thinking. - George S. Patton
Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers
I had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
You only get a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so many times. - Pittsburgh Steelers cornerback Ike Taylor
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't. - Robert Benchley
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. - Albert Einstein
If everybody's thinking the same thing, then nobody's thinking. - George S. Patton
Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers
I had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde
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