> A Fruitful Confession
>
> Paddy goes to confession and says to the priest, "Bless me father, for I
> have sinned. It's been three weeks since my last confession, and in that
> time I have committed the sin of adultery."
>
> The priest says, "Was it with Brigitte O'Hara?"
>
> Paddy says, "I'm sorry Father, but I can't tell you who it was with."
>
> So the priest says, "I'll bet it was with Mary O'Houlihan, the hussy!"
>
> Paddy says, "I'm sorry Father, but I really can't tell you who it was."
>
> The priest says, "Was it that Rose O'Connell?"And Paddy responds, "I've
> told you already Father, I can't reveal who it was."
>
> So the priest says, "You're a wicked man Paddy O'Reilly. Say six Hail
> Marys and don't let me hear that you've transgressed again!"
>
> As he is walking home, Paddy bumps into his friend Seamus, who says,
> "Paddy! How are you doin'? Is it the Church you'll be coming from?"
>
> And Paddy says, "Aye Seamus, I've just been to confession."
>
> "How was it?"
>
> Paddy says, "Oh not too bad, I got six Hail Marys and three good leads!"
>
> Paddy goes to confession and says to the priest, "Bless me father, for I
> have sinned. It's been three weeks since my last confession, and in that
> time I have committed the sin of adultery."
>
> The priest says, "Was it with Brigitte O'Hara?"
>
> Paddy says, "I'm sorry Father, but I can't tell you who it was with."
>
> So the priest says, "I'll bet it was with Mary O'Houlihan, the hussy!"
>
> Paddy says, "I'm sorry Father, but I really can't tell you who it was."
>
> The priest says, "Was it that Rose O'Connell?"And Paddy responds, "I've
> told you already Father, I can't reveal who it was."
>
> So the priest says, "You're a wicked man Paddy O'Reilly. Say six Hail
> Marys and don't let me hear that you've transgressed again!"
>
> As he is walking home, Paddy bumps into his friend Seamus, who says,
> "Paddy! How are you doin'? Is it the Church you'll be coming from?"
>
> And Paddy says, "Aye Seamus, I've just been to confession."
>
> "How was it?"
>
> Paddy says, "Oh not too bad, I got six Hail Marys and three good leads!"
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