Subject: What's in a name
At this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal
Experiences to debunk some of the popular myt hs abo ut sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most
Well endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most
Likely to possess that trait."
"Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men
Of Jewish descent who are the best."
"I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern
Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said,
"I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends all call me Bubba."
At this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal
Experiences to debunk some of the popular myt hs abo ut sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most
Well endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most
Likely to possess that trait."
"Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men
Of Jewish descent who are the best."
"I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern
Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said,
"I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends all call me Bubba."
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