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    Newfoundland Bar!

    Recently a routine RCMP patrol parked outside a bar just off themain highway at
    Goobies, Newfoundland. After last call, the officer
    noticed a man leaving the bar who was so intoxicated that he could
    barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
    minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

    After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five
    different vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into.
    He sat there for a few minutes and then threw a hook and line out the
    window and seemed to be trying to catch a fish. A number of other
    patrons failed to observe this crazy drunk as they left the bar and
    drove off. Finally the drunk started the car, switched the wipers on
    and off (it was a fine, dry summer night), flicked the blinkers on,
    then off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the
    lights. He then pulled in the hook and line and moved the vehicle
    forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a
    few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left.

    At last, the parking lot was empty; he pulled out of the parking
    lot and started to drive slowly down the road. The officer, having
    patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on
    the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out
    a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no
    evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded,
    the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
    Headquarters.
    This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken.' 'I doubt it,' said the
    truly proud Newfoundlander, 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.
    *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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    cute
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      #3
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      I think that is disgusting that you are openly promoting drink driving through humour. I of course have no sense of humour whatsoever and so am sending a PM to my beloved RJ to have you removed from these forums.

      You silly silly person you!!

      ROFLMAO Hippie xx
      "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
      Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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        #4
        Newfoundland Bar!

        I agree with Hippie, there is no place in MWO or society for people who promote or turn a blind eye to impaired driving. Please do not waste our time dealing with your brazen irresponsibility. Please consider thinking about your motivation to post such nonsense and do get some help to deal with your thoughtlessness.

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          #5
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          Uh, Hope, I think Hippie is kidding...Many of us here at Mwo like to laugh at ourselves, and we are truly appalled at the times we have done things like driven drunk. We don't promote it. Sometimes humour eases the pain of the destructiveness that we have wrought.

          Anyway, welcome to MWO; I see that you are new.
          AF as of August 5th, 2012

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            #6
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            Uh OK I guess...still seems a bit weird, I will try to be more open minded and leave the "humour" to the veterans :rockon:

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              #7
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              Yes Hope, Hippie has a VERY SARCASTIC sense of humor, this I can relate to, as I tend to myself. The joke is meant simply as a joke. As you get to know us, you will find we are a group with a lot of humor, who had to learn to laugh at ourselves. :l

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                #8
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                Oh, Hippie, don't you think the punishment should fit the crime....really...
                and dearest Hope, firstly welcome to MWO and last but not least... this tread is called 'LAUGHING OUT LOUD'.... enjoy or not, its your choice.
                Have a good day gang.
                Lori
                *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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                  #9
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                  Well it is a funny funny joke in a very dark sort of way.
                  You can't turn a pickle into a cucumber

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                    #10
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                    Good joke Lori.

                    And Hippie - that was a fine example of Irony! I got it.

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                      #11
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                      Laughing out LOUD!!!!
                      Nancy
                      "Be still and know that I am God"

                      Psalm 46:10

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                        #12
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                        Ho Ho! (have to say that now it's nearly xmas and santas are banned from saying "Ho" apparently).. Irony & Sarcasm are an antsy area eh! ooooooo this thread is uncomfy!!
                        Lori, had a good laugh, was not misunderstood by me!
                        Love
                        Fickle

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                          #13
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                          PS: I've lived in a small country town and identify totally with the humour!

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                            #14
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                            Well I liked it .............
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                              #15
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                              Lori,

                              You might have to explain Newfoundland!

                              I loved it!

                              m. xx
                              ~Are you looking for the Holy One?
                              I am in the next seat.
                              My shoulder is against yours. ~Kabir

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