>> Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.
>>
>> Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter
>> Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are
>> asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted
>> on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a
>> joke; but the questions were really asked!
>>
>>
>>
>> Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants
>> grow?(England )
>> A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and
>> watch them die.
>>
>> Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
>> A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
>>
>> Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto. Can I follow the Railroad
>> tracks? ( Sweden )
>> A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
>>
>> Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
>> A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
>>
>> Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a
>> list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
>> A: What, did your last slave die?
>>
>> Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ?
>> (USA)
>> A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe
>> Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the
>> hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
>>
>> Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
>> A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here
>> and we'll send the rest of the directions.
>>
>> Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ?( England )
>> A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do .
>>
>> Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
>> A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
>> is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night
>> in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
>>
>> Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
>> A: No, WE don't stink.
>>
>> Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where
>> can I sell it in Canada ?( USA )
>> A: Anywhere significant numbers of Juppies gather.
>>
>> Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female
>> population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
>> A: Yes, gay nightclubs
>>
>> Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
>> A: Only at Thanksgiving.
>>
>> Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year
>> round?
>> (Germany )
>> A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is
>> illegal.
>>
>> Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its
>> name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
>> A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the
>> brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by
>> spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
>>
>> Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
>> A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
>>
>> Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter
>> Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are
>> asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted
>> on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a
>> joke; but the questions were really asked!
>>
>>
>>
>> Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants
>> grow?(England )
>> A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and
>> watch them die.
>>
>> Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
>> A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
>>
>> Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto. Can I follow the Railroad
>> tracks? ( Sweden )
>> A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
>>
>> Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
>> A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
>>
>> Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a
>> list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
>> A: What, did your last slave die?
>>
>> Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ?
>> (USA)
>> A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe
>> Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the
>> hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
>>
>> Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
>> A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here
>> and we'll send the rest of the directions.
>>
>> Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ?( England )
>> A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do .
>>
>> Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
>> A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
>> is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night
>> in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
>>
>> Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
>> A: No, WE don't stink.
>>
>> Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where
>> can I sell it in Canada ?( USA )
>> A: Anywhere significant numbers of Juppies gather.
>>
>> Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female
>> population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
>> A: Yes, gay nightclubs
>>
>> Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
>> A: Only at Thanksgiving.
>>
>> Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year
>> round?
>> (Germany )
>> A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is
>> illegal.
>>
>> Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its
>> name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
>> A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the
>> brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by
>> spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
>>
>> Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
>> A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
Comment