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    Politically correct!

    >>To my legally and politically-correct friends:
    >>
    >>Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
    >>an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
    >>non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
    >>practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
    >>of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
    >>religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
    >>not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
    >>
    >>I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
    >>uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
    >>year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
    >>other
    >>cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great.
    >>
    >>Not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than any other
    >>country
    >>nor the only great American country in the Western Hemisphere, and without
    >>regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith
    >>or sexual preference of the wishee.
    >>
    >>By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms:
    >>
    >>This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
    >>transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
    >>promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for himself
    >>or herself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable
    >>at the sole discretion of the wisher.
    >>
    >>This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
    >>of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
    >>subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
    >>limited
    >>to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
    >>discretion of the wisher.
    >>
    >>To all the rest of my Friends:
    >>
    >>Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ...!
    *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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    Politically correct!

    :H And to you too, Lorisunshine!
    The furture lies before you like newly fallen snow - be careful how you tread it, for every step will show.

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      #3
      Politically correct!

      Hysterical!

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        #4
        Politically correct!

        PC greetings to you Lorisunshine! Too funny:H
        Life itself is the proper binge. Julia Child

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