>>To my legally and politically-correct friends:
>>
>>Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
>>an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
>>non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
>>practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
>>of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
>>religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
>>not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
>>
>>I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
>>uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
>>year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
>>other
>>cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great.
>>
>>Not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than any other
>>country
>>nor the only great American country in the Western Hemisphere, and without
>>regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith
>>or sexual preference of the wishee.
>>
>>By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms:
>>
>>This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
>>transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
>>promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for himself
>>or herself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable
>>at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>>
>>This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
>>of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
>>subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
>>limited
>>to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
>>discretion of the wisher.
>>
>>To all the rest of my Friends:
>>
>>Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ...!
>>
>>Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
>>an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
>>non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
>>practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
>>of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
>>religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
>>not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
>>
>>I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
>>uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
>>year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
>>other
>>cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great.
>>
>>Not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than any other
>>country
>>nor the only great American country in the Western Hemisphere, and without
>>regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith
>>or sexual preference of the wishee.
>>
>>By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms:
>>
>>This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
>>transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
>>promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for himself
>>or herself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable
>>at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>>
>>This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
>>of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
>>subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
>>limited
>>to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
>>discretion of the wisher.
>>
>>To all the rest of my Friends:
>>
>>Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ...!
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