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    One student turned in the following book report,
    With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

    His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.





    Titanic:.....Cost - $29.99
    Clinton :.....Cost - $29.99





    Titanic:.....Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.






    Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

    Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

    Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

    Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

    Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton :.. Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

    Titanic:...... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

    Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

    Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.









    The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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    LMAO

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      #3
      book report

      Judy thats so funny.......LMAO.......how come I never got an A+ for a book report like that?
      *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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        book report

        Where was that teacher when I was in school:H
        I was such a snotty kid
        Life itself is the proper binge. Julia Child

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          #5
          book report

          Absolutely brilliant!!!!!
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