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    Not Exactly What We're Promoting, but Funny Anyway

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
    > >
    > > As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
    freedom,
    > > in water there is bacteria.
    > >
    > > In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
    > > that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
    > > would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
    > > bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
    poop.
    > >
    > > However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
    > > rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
    purification
    > > process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
    > >
    > > Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
    > >
    > > Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
    water
    > > and be full of shit.
    > >
    > > There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
    it as
    > > a public service.
    AF as of August 5th, 2012

    #2
    Not Exactly What We're Promoting, but Funny Anyway

    Geez Kathy, when ya put it that way...it does make sense!:H
    The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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      #3
      Not Exactly What We're Promoting, but Funny Anyway

      Hmmmm.......definitely "food" for thought there, Kathy lol

      Starlight Impress x

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        #4
        Not Exactly What We're Promoting, but Funny Anyway

        Pass the bottled water ; )
        Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
        - George Jackson

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          #5
          Not Exactly What We're Promoting, but Funny Anyway

          Hmmm, so many people are full of sh*t!!! :H

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            #6
            Not Exactly What We're Promoting, but Funny Anyway

            LOL....Now I can honestly tell my hubby That I am not full of sh** :H
            Thanks for helping find some humor in ourselves.

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            ?I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.?

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              #7
              Not Exactly What We're Promoting, but Funny Anyway

              oh my, heart. NYC is not kosher.
              but you can find many kosher wines for very good prices
              You can't turn a pickle into a cucumber

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