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    To marry or not?

    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal
    > car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
    > waiting for St. Peter to process them into heaven. While waiting, they began to
    > wonder, could they possibly get married in heaven?
    >
    > When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven.
    >
    > St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let
    > me go find out," and he left.
    >
    > The couple sat and waited for an answer...for a couple of months. While they
    > waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in
    > heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if
    > it doesn't work? Are we stuck in heaven together forever?"
    >
    > Ano ther month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.
    > "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in heaven."
    >
    > "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering, what if things don't
    > work out? Could we also get a divorce in heaven?"
    >
    > St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
    >
    > "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
    >
    > "OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three month to find a priest
    > up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer???"
    *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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    To marry or not?

    :H
    Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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      #3
      To marry or not?

      :H:H:H:H

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        #4
        To marry or not?

        LOL

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          #5
          To marry or not?

          LMAO!!!!

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            #6
            To marry or not?

            never happen, no lawyers make it there

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