On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal
> car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
> waiting for St. Peter to process them into heaven. While waiting, they began to
> wonder, could they possibly get married in heaven?
>
> When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven.
>
> St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let
> me go find out," and he left.
>
> The couple sat and waited for an answer...for a couple of months. While they
> waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in
> heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if
> it doesn't work? Are we stuck in heaven together forever?"
>
> Ano ther month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.
> "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in heaven."
>
> "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering, what if things don't
> work out? Could we also get a divorce in heaven?"
>
> St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
>
> "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
>
> "OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three month to find a priest
> up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer???"
> car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
> waiting for St. Peter to process them into heaven. While waiting, they began to
> wonder, could they possibly get married in heaven?
>
> When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven.
>
> St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let
> me go find out," and he left.
>
> The couple sat and waited for an answer...for a couple of months. While they
> waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in
> heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if
> it doesn't work? Are we stuck in heaven together forever?"
>
> Ano ther month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.
> "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in heaven."
>
> "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering, what if things don't
> work out? Could we also get a divorce in heaven?"
>
> St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
>
> "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
>
> "OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three month to find a priest
> up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer???"
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