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    Fred and Mary got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon
    >> so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night
    >> together.
    >>
    >> In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
    >> breakfast.
    >>
    >> As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if
    >> Fred and Mary are up yet.
    >>
    >> She replies, "No".
    >>
    >> Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
    >>
    >> His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
    >> school."
    >>
    >> Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary
    >> up yet?"
    >>
    >> She replies, "No."
    >>
    >> Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
    >>
    >> His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go
    >> back to school."
    >>
    >> After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary
    >> up yet?"
    >>
    >> His mom says, "No."
    >>
    >> He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
    >>
    >> His mom, getting aggravated, replies, "Ok, now tell me what you
    >> think"
    >>
    >> He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I
    >> think I gave him my airplane glue."
    >
    >
    The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

    #2
    want to know what I think?

    St Jude, no hard feelings but I've tried that recipe and it's a real loser
    nosce te ipsum
    (Know Thyself)

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      #3
      want to know what I think?

      hahahah, I thought you'd posted that under recipes! i better get some more coffee.
      nosce te ipsum
      (Know Thyself)

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        #4
        want to know what I think?

        Ouch!!!:H :H :H
        Life itself is the proper binge. Julia Child

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          #5
          want to know what I think?

          oh man!!!
          You can't turn a pickle into a cucumber

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            #6
            want to know what I think?

            :b&d: :b&d: :b&d: :b&d:

            LOL
            *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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              #7
              want to know what I think?

              ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!
              "Be still and know that I am God"

              Psalm 46:10

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                #8
                want to know what I think?

                LMAO

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