> Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!
A little boy goes to his dad and
> asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let
> me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the
> family, so call me The President. Your mother is the
> administrator of the money, so we call her the
> Government. We are here to take care of your needs,
> so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will
> consider her the Working Class. And your baby
> brother, we will call him the Future. Now think
> about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little
> boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has
> said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother
> crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that
> the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the
> littl e boy goes to his parent's room and finds his
> mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to
> the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks
> in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the
> nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.The next
> morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I
> think I understand the concept of politics now.' The
> father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words
> what you think politics is all about.' The little
> boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working
> Class while the Government is sound asleep. The
> People are being ignored and the Future is in deep
> shit
A little boy goes to his dad and
> asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let
> me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the
> family, so call me The President. Your mother is the
> administrator of the money, so we call her the
> Government. We are here to take care of your needs,
> so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will
> consider her the Working Class. And your baby
> brother, we will call him the Future. Now think
> about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little
> boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has
> said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother
> crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that
> the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the
> littl e boy goes to his parent's room and finds his
> mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to
> the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks
> in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the
> nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.The next
> morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I
> think I understand the concept of politics now.' The
> father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words
> what you think politics is all about.' The little
> boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working
> Class while the Government is sound asleep. The
> People are being ignored and the Future is in deep
> shit
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