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    Christmas Cookie Recipe

    It is that Christmas time of year again so I thought you might enjoy a copy
    of my favorite Christmas cookie recipe:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp. baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp. salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    Lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


    Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

    Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
    quality.

    Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.

    Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.
    Beat again.
    At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, Try another
    cup...just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
    the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry
    it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
    Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat
    off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose
    Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


    CHERRY MISTMAS!!

    #2
    Christmas Cookie Recipe

    Still find that funny :H

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      #3
      Christmas Cookie Recipe

      ..........not far from the truth......:H
      *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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        #4
        Christmas Cookie Recipe

        I think it is funny too. I guess we have to laugh @ ourselves to keep from crying!

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          #5
          Christmas Cookie Recipe

          We are still laughing !!!!!!! That's a good one !!!!!!!!

          ~ I hear a whinny on the wind~

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