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    A Fart Poem for Helen

    YOU HAVE TO AGREE THAT POETRY IS POETRY..........NO MATTER WHAT THE SUBJECT......



    A fart it is a pleasant thing,

    It gives the belly ease,

    It warms the bed in winter,

    And suffocates the fleas.



    A fart can be quiet,

    A fart can be loud,

    Some leave a powerful,

    Poisonous cloud


    A fart can be short,

    Or a fart can be long,

    Some farts have been known

    To sound like a song......



    A fart can create

    A most curious medley,

    A fart can be harmless,

    Or silent , and deadly.


    A fart might not smell,

    While others are vile,

    A fart may pass quickly,

    Or linger a while......


    A fart can occur

    In a number of places,

    And leave everyone there,

    With strange looks on their faces.


    From wide-open prairie,

    To small elevators,

    A fart will find all of

    Us sooner or later.


    But farts are all bad,

    Is simply not true-

    We must never forget.......

    Sweet old farts like you!



    Kinda brings a tear to your eye - doesn't it ???




















    *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

    #2
    A Fart Poem for Helen

    Love it ................
    sigpicXXX

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      #3
      A Fart Poem for Helen

      Helen will be so happy
      "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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        #4
        A Fart Poem for Helen

        Well isn't that sweet? I think Helen has some farts that she is damn proud of.

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          #5
          A Fart Poem for Helen

          awww, so touching.
          Marcie

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            #6
            A Fart Poem for Helen

            Oh typical!

            Helen, who as usual, is of no help at all - gets a whole poem dedicate to her rear end.

            Again, I'm rendered speechless.

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              #7
              A Fart Poem for Helen

              Tawny, you don't do speechless any better than I do ..........
              sigpicXXX

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                #8
                A Fart Poem for Helen

                Belle is an expert......in the car mostly
                "Be still and know that I am God"

                Psalm 46:10

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                  #9
                  A Fart Poem for Helen

                  I can't believe Helen has not added how appreciative she is of this poem. GEEZ
                  "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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                    #10
                    A Fart Poem for Helen

                    Well you lot may be speechless (not) but I have a few words to say.... that was so damned good I have put it in the next edition of the newsletter I write for the old farts motorcycle club, otherwise known as the Ulysses Club, whos motto is 'grow old disgracefully'.... they will love it!

                    thanks Lori!
                    It always seems impossible until it's done....

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                      #11
                      A Fart Poem for Helen

                      As told to me by a 12 year old boy!!!

                      As told to me by a 12 year old boy!!!

                      Why do farts smell?
                      So deaf people can enjoy them too.

                      Sorry but he is 12 after all

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                        #12
                        A Fart Poem for Helen

                        I have eaten a pickled egg in your honour, LS.

                        I am touched.

                        Truly.

                        Aw Shucks you guys...........

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                          #13
                          A Fart Poem for Helen

                          And Tawny - dearest darling love of my life...............

                          TELL me the poem you need and I shall PRODUCE.

                          In the name of friendship and all that is correct..

                          MWAH,

                          Helen

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                            #14
                            A Fart Poem for Helen

                            Belle, toots? I am now shocked
                            "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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                              #15
                              A Fart Poem for Helen

                              excellent
                              What St. Frances of Assisi said of himself is true for me.
                              ?If God can work through me He can work through anybody.?

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