A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
>>> While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God
>>> she asked 'Is my time up?'
>>>
>>> God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
>>> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>>> face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
>>> someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
>>>
>>> Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
>>> make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the
>>> hospital.
>>>
>>> While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
>>> ambulance.
>>>
>>> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had
>>> another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
>>> ambulance?'
>>>
>>> God replied: 'I didn't bloody recognize you.'
>>> While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God
>>> she asked 'Is my time up?'
>>>
>>> God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
>>> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>>> face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
>>> someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
>>>
>>> Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
>>> make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the
>>> hospital.
>>>
>>> While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
>>> ambulance.
>>>
>>> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had
>>> another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
>>> ambulance?'
>>>
>>> God replied: 'I didn't bloody recognize you.'
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