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    Who says COPS don't have a sense of humor

    In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop to single digits or below.

    About 3 a.m. , one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper walked to the driver''s door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.

    The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into ''drive'' and hit the gas. The car''s speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.

    Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.
    The driver was totally freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper yelled, "Pull over!"

    The man nodded, turned his wheel, and stopped the engine.

    Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.

    Who says troopers don't have a sense of humor?
    Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them, but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight.

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    Who says COPS don't have a sense of humor

    Thanx MM. I sent this to a cop friend of mine.

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      #3
      Who says COPS don't have a sense of humor

      Thats funny!
      *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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        #4
        Who says COPS don't have a sense of humor

        Likewise, I've just sent this to a police sergeant friend of mine.

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          #5
          Who says COPS don't have a sense of humor

          My brother is a cop, very funny
          "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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            #6
            Who says COPS don't have a sense of humor

            The image in my head of what that must have looked like made me laugh out loud.
            I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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              #7
              Who says COPS don't have a sense of humor

              your brother is a cop?!?! :egad: I suggest you don't let him know you are really good friends with "Preciouspinot" ...he might suspect something..
              Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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                #8
                Who says COPS don't have a sense of humor

                HA yeah that might tip him off....
                "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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