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    The difference between realistically and potentially.

    >A boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference
    >between potentially and realistically?"
    >
    >The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
    >would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
    >
    >"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
    >dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
    >million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from
    >that."
    >
    >So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
    >for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could
    >really use that money to fix up the house and
    >send you kids to a great University!"
    >
    >The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
    >for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I
    >would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
    >
    >The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
    >for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
    >much a million bucks would buy?"
    >
    >The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
    >father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
    >realistically?"
    >
    >
    >The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million
    >
    >Dollars.............. but Realistically, we're living with two Whores and a
    >Queer.

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    The difference between realistically and potentially.

    Best joke i'v heard in ages..
    LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.........
    IT CANT GET ANY WORSE.............

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      #3
      The difference between realistically and potentially.

      lori;

      I laughted so hard!! Thanks for that one:h

      Brandy

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        #4
        The difference between realistically and potentially.

        HAHAHAHA...I sent to my mom....she will love it too...

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