I thought that I'd already posted this one.. but between, waitin' tables & forwarding jokes over the net,... I might not have...:rolleyes
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
"Mother, where do babies come from?"
The mother thinks for a moment, & says, "Well, dear, Mommy & Daddy fell in love & got married. One night they go into they're bedroom , they kiss and hug and have sex."
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend.
"Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
"Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."
:eek :eek
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
"Mother, where do babies come from?"
The mother thinks for a moment, & says, "Well, dear, Mommy & Daddy fell in love & got married. One night they go into they're bedroom , they kiss and hug and have sex."
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend.
"Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
"Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."
:eek :eek
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