* How to shower like a Woman:*
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil,
leave on hair for 15 min.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 min until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake bodywash.
Turn off shower,
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
*How to shower like a Man:*
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom If you see wife along the way,
shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of your knob and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash face . Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Make farting noises, (real or not) and laugh at how loud they are in the
shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry-off.
Fail to notice water on floor.
Admire knob size in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise
again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
This man is sssooo like my hubby!!!:happy
Shas
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil,
leave on hair for 15 min.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 min until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake bodywash.
Turn off shower,
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
*How to shower like a Man:*
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom If you see wife along the way,
shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of your knob and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash face . Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Make farting noises, (real or not) and laugh at how loud they are in the
shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry-off.
Fail to notice water on floor.
Admire knob size in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise
again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
This man is sssooo like my hubby!!!:happy
Shas
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