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    Female/Male Prayer

    FEMALE PRAYER


    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.
    Amen.


    MALE PRAYER

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
    store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a @#%$.
    Amen

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    Female/Male Prayer

    I love this sort of stuff first thing in the morning.

    It really sets up my day!! Thanks.

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      #3
      Female/Male Prayer

      I just read this and think its possibly the funniest thing i've ever read
      I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
      One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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        Female/Male Prayer

        Copyright?

        Well, my dear Wellseasoned, I posted this prayer on the 22 October.

        How would you like to pay the royalties? Cash or Credit Card?

        Paddy
        Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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