TWO OLD MEN DECIDED THAT THEY WERE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS, AND THEY WANT TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS,THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL .THE MADAM TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERED TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'THE MANAGER DID AS HE WAS TOLD, AND THE TWO OLD MEN WENT UPSTAIRS AND TOOK CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.AS THEY WERE WALKING HOME, THE FIRST MAN SAID,'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD! ''DEAD?' ASKED HIS FRIEND. 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?''WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALLTHE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'HIS FRIEND SAID, ' THINGS COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE . I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.''A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?''WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE. THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'
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*Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein -
One last hurray!
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One last hurray!
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Good one.
CindiAF April 9, 2016Comment
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One last hurray!
OMG that is hilarious"Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."Comment
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One last hurray!
good one:flower: Change a life; make someone feel important. ................. ........................ ..................... ........................ ................. ....... sigpicComment
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