> One day a Scotsman who had been stranded on a deserted island for
> over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself,
> 'It's certainly not a ship.' And, as the speck got closer and closer, he
> began to ruleout the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
> Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad
> figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit , there
> stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode to the
> stunned Scotsman and said to him, 'Tell me, how long has it been since
> you've had a good cigar?"
> ''Ten years,' replied the amazed Scotsman.With that, she reached over
> and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and
> pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and takes
> a long drag. 'Ach no,' said the man, 'that is so good I'd almost
> forgotten how great a smoke can be!
> ''And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good
> Scotch Whiskey?' asked the blonde.Trembling, the castaway replied, 'Ten
> years. 'Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips
> a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the
> flask and took a long drink. ''Tis nectar of the gods! 'stated the
> Scotsman. ''Tis truly fantastic!!!'
At this point the gorgeous blonde
> started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the
> middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, 'And how long has it
> been since you played around?
> 'With tears in his eyes, the Scotsman fell to his knees and
> sobbed,'Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got
golf clubs in there, too!'
> over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself,
> 'It's certainly not a ship.' And, as the speck got closer and closer, he
> began to ruleout the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
> Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad
> figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit , there
> stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode to the
> stunned Scotsman and said to him, 'Tell me, how long has it been since
> you've had a good cigar?"
> ''Ten years,' replied the amazed Scotsman.With that, she reached over
> and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and
> pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and takes
> a long drag. 'Ach no,' said the man, 'that is so good I'd almost
> forgotten how great a smoke can be!
> ''And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good
> Scotch Whiskey?' asked the blonde.Trembling, the castaway replied, 'Ten
> years. 'Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips
> a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the
> flask and took a long drink. ''Tis nectar of the gods! 'stated the
> Scotsman. ''Tis truly fantastic!!!'
At this point the gorgeous blonde
> started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the
> middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, 'And how long has it
> been since you played around?
> 'With tears in his eyes, the Scotsman fell to his knees and
> sobbed,'Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got
golf clubs in there, too!'
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