I have this Uncle that is always trying to get rich by inventing SOMETHING that he can patent.
He tried to patent a thermos once...said it would keep things hot AND keep things cold.
The judge said " that's what a thermos is supposed to do" What makes yours so different?"
My Uncle replied..." But..How does it know?"
So his last attempt in Patent Court was to patent an apple.
He got to the patent court and told the patent Judge that he had developed an apple that taste like a woman's vagina.
The Judge was curious about this new apple..so my Uncle gave the Judge an apple he had brought with him to taste.
The Judge bit into the apple and IMMEDIATLY spit it out telling my Uncle that the apple...in the Judge's words..."Taste like s**t!"
My Uncle then told him...." Turn it a quarter turn!"
He tried to patent a thermos once...said it would keep things hot AND keep things cold.
The judge said " that's what a thermos is supposed to do" What makes yours so different?"
My Uncle replied..." But..How does it know?"
So his last attempt in Patent Court was to patent an apple.
He got to the patent court and told the patent Judge that he had developed an apple that taste like a woman's vagina.
The Judge was curious about this new apple..so my Uncle gave the Judge an apple he had brought with him to taste.
The Judge bit into the apple and IMMEDIATLY spit it out telling my Uncle that the apple...in the Judge's words..."Taste like s**t!"
My Uncle then told him...." Turn it a quarter turn!"